Surely there's nothing more romantic then giving the person you think is awesome a greeting card in the shape of an ace of spades playing card with the beautiful assertion 'You're fucking ace.' A superb and sweary pun. Hm, so maybe not a Mother's Day card or child's birthday card but, you know, still good. Oh wait, not for a thank you teacher card, either. That might not go down very well on all levels. Or generally anyone who doesn't get you and David Shrigley's rather darker sense of humour. Pay mind.

Greeting card with yellow envelope measuring 15 cm x 17 cm.